Fat Chance Crafted Cider Review

Nothing says

Nothing says “Artisinal Cider” like a biker-pig with wings…

Huzzah! It’s time to review another Canadian cider. At bat this week is Vancouver, B.C.’s Fat Chance Cider Co.’s Fat Chance Cider by Fat Chance Cider Co. of Vancouver, B.C. I can’t seem to find who makes it or where it’s from, but rest assured I’ll let you know when I find out. *double guns*

The Colour: A little syrupy/filmy. A deep golden yellow with a slight greenish tinge.

The Nose: Sweet, definitely an old-apple/fermentation sort of smell. It’s rather lovely in an unusual way. It smells like Read on, Macduff…

Finnriver Habañero Hard Cider Review

“So Spice!”
-Finn, from that episode where he says “So Spice!”

As Finn says in one of my favourite Adventure Time sound-bites: “So Spice!”

Alcohol: 6.5%
Brewed By: Finnriver/ Center Valley Orchards, Washington.
Ingredients: Washington organic apples, organic habañero chillies, organic cane sugar

The Colour: Pale yellow. Verra pale.
Read on, Macduff…

Somersby Blackberry Flavoured Cider Review

Finn wanted to be part of the review process, I guess.

I didn’t drink the cat. I just drank him in…with my eyes.

Greetings Sports Fans,

It’s been a loooooooong week, so I thought I’d treat myself to an afternoon cider. Reserve all jealousy for the end of the review, please.

This go ’round I’m reviewing Somersby’s Blackberry Flavoured cider. I feel it’s important to note the vital stats on this one. VITALLY important, you might say. If you are less inclined to make puns, you would (probably) not say that. Read on, Macduff…